Bridesmaid dress shopping (Round 1). First allow me to give you the play by play via twitter of Saturday's excursions (from my POV).Correction: omw to wake up @westsidewedding then look at wedding dresses. about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter
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Help me! about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
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Bridesman brought a can of b*tch slap in case of emergency. about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
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Bride to be: "Have fun!" Got curtained into fitting room with 8 dresses in 8 sizes in 5 colors. Tripped over podium and banged knee. about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
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White padded wall of wedding dresses. http://pic.gd/207a52about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
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Started crying. Wedding dress delirium setting in. I should have packed GU. about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
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#BridesMaidRelay Leg 1 complete. 3 more to go.
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RT @mtganzer A VERY fast runner/triathlete took less than an hour to buy wedding dress. The cross-training carries over :) about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
...Cake topper. http://pic.gd/9952f4about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter
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David's Bridal can suck it. about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter
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The bride to be treated us to Sizzler lunch. about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter
Revelations were made. European satin FTW. Neutral colors might not be so bad. I need some spanks and can't eat carbs for the rest of my life and for the love of GOD no more consumption of anything that might cause me to retain water. Seriously. In all honesty though, I am so ready to kick the next round's ass. I am feeling like Rocky about to battle the Russian dude. Those dresses will NOT knock me out next time!
Revelations were made. European satin FTW. Neutral colors might not be so bad. I need some spanks and can't eat carbs for the rest of my life and for the love of GOD no more consumption of anything that might cause me to retain water. Seriously. In all honesty though, I am so ready to kick the next round's ass. I am feeling like Rocky about to battle the Russian dude. Those dresses will NOT knock me out next time!
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I wish we had video of when they put the dresses in that huge dressing room, then I said hey what do you think? You looked in, I looked at you said "have fun"! and closed the curtains, you should have seen your face! Next thing we hear is you falling! You rocked it!
ReplyDeleteOoh, I like the pink 1 shoulder diagonal strap (though wonder if the cleavage would be uncomfortable). Your friends are so funny! Try Forever 21, BR, Gap too. I kinda wish I got the dresses there because they're pretty inexpensive and we wouldn't have had to deal with alterations (me getting dresses added a lot of stress).
ReplyDeleteGood ideas! What's BR?
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